Undefeated In Imaginary Rolls Heavyweight Tee
Black / S
$39.99
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Some people have competition records.
Others have records that are significantly harder to verify.
You may have gotten swept at open mat. You may have spent five minutes stuck in side control. And technically, yes, somebody may have tapped you.
But none of that matters now.
Because while you’re standing at the sink doing dishes, you’ve already replayed the entire roll—and this time?
Absolutely flawless.
UNDEFEATED IN IMAGINARY ROLLS is for every grappler who discovers their best techniques hours after training ends.
The pass was obvious.
The escape was right there.
And that submission you missed?
You definitely hit it in the rematch nobody else knows happened.
Featuring our Old Knee skeleton handling everyday responsibilities while mentally destroying somebody on the mats, this design celebrates the place where some of our greatest jiu-jitsu happens:
completely inside our own heads.
Printed on a heavyweight Shaka Wear tee because an undefeated record—even an imaginary one—deserves some respect.
Built for training days, open mats, household chores, and silently avenging every roll you lost earlier that week.
Garment Specs
• 100% USA cotton
• Heather Grey: 90% USA cotton, 10% polyester
• Charcoal Grey: 50% USA cotton, 50% polyester
• Heavyweight fabric: 7.5 oz./yd² (245–255 g/m²)
• Oversized, relaxed fit with slight drop shoulders
• Forward-thrusted shoulder seam for added comfort
• Quarter-turned to help maintain a clean appearance
• Reinforced double-needle stitching on the neck, sleeves, and bottom hem
• Stretch-proof 1” collar
• Blank product sourced from the USA
OLD KNEE JIU-JITSU
What’s your record in imaginary fights?
I Do… Jiu-Jitsu Heavyweight Tee
$39.99
Others have records that are significantly harder to verify.
You may have gotten swept at open mat. You may have spent five minutes stuck in side control. And technically, yes, somebody may have tapped you.
But none of that matters now.
Because while you’re standing at the sink doing dishes, you’ve already replayed the entire roll—and this time?
Absolutely flawless.
UNDEFEATED IN IMAGINARY ROLLS is for every grappler who discovers their best techniques hours after training ends.
The pass was obvious.
The escape was right there.
And that submission you missed?
You definitely hit it in the rematch nobody else knows happened.
Featuring our Old Knee skeleton handling everyday responsibilities while mentally destroying somebody on the mats, this design celebrates the place where some of our greatest jiu-jitsu happens:
completely inside our own heads.
Printed on a heavyweight Shaka Wear tee because an undefeated record—even an imaginary one—deserves some respect.
Built for training days, open mats, household chores, and silently avenging every roll you lost earlier that week.
Garment Specs
• 100% USA cotton
• Heather Grey: 90% USA cotton, 10% polyester
• Charcoal Grey: 50% USA cotton, 50% polyester
• Heavyweight fabric: 7.5 oz./yd² (245–255 g/m²)
• Oversized, relaxed fit with slight drop shoulders
• Forward-thrusted shoulder seam for added comfort
• Quarter-turned to help maintain a clean appearance
• Reinforced double-needle stitching on the neck, sleeves, and bottom hem
• Stretch-proof 1” collar
• Blank product sourced from the USA
OLD KNEE JIU-JITSU
What’s your record in imaginary fights?