Can’t Lose The Roll If You’re Coaching It Heavyweight Tee
Black / S
$39.99
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There comes a moment in every upper belt’s life when technique, experience, and years of training are no longer enough.
That’s when the coaching starts.
Getting your guard passed?
“Good. Keep going.”
Caught in something suspiciously close to a submission?
“Yeah. That’s it.”
Suddenly fighting for your life against someone you were supposed to destroy?
Relax. You’re not losing.
You’re coaching.
The CAN’T LOSE THE ROLL IF YOU’RE COACHING IT. tee celebrates one of jiu-jitsu’s greatest unwritten rules: if you start giving instructions quickly enough, nobody can prove you were ever in trouble.
Perfect for upper belts, coaches, professional excuse-makers, and anyone who has ever turned a questionable round into an unsolicited private lesson.
Printed on a heavyweight Shaka Wear tee because years of accumulated wisdom—and highly suspicious excuses—deserve something substantial.
Built for training days, open mats, competition sidelines, and explaining that the lower belt absolutely did not almost catch you.
Garment Specs
• 100% USA cotton
• Heather Grey: 90% USA cotton, 10% polyester
• Charcoal Grey: 50% USA cotton, 50% polyester
• Heavyweight fabric: 7.5 oz./yd² (245–255 g/m²)
• Oversized, relaxed fit with slight drop shoulders
• Forward-thrusted shoulder seam for added comfort
• Quarter-turned to help maintain a clean appearance
• Reinforced double-needle stitching on the neck, sleeves, and bottom hem
• Stretch-proof 1” collar
• Blank product sourced from the USA
OLD KNEE JIU-JITSU
If nobody admits they lost the roll, did anyone actually win?
I Do… Jiu-Jitsu Heavyweight Tee
$39.99
That’s when the coaching starts.
Getting your guard passed?
“Good. Keep going.”
Caught in something suspiciously close to a submission?
“Yeah. That’s it.”
Suddenly fighting for your life against someone you were supposed to destroy?
Relax. You’re not losing.
You’re coaching.
The CAN’T LOSE THE ROLL IF YOU’RE COACHING IT. tee celebrates one of jiu-jitsu’s greatest unwritten rules: if you start giving instructions quickly enough, nobody can prove you were ever in trouble.
Perfect for upper belts, coaches, professional excuse-makers, and anyone who has ever turned a questionable round into an unsolicited private lesson.
Printed on a heavyweight Shaka Wear tee because years of accumulated wisdom—and highly suspicious excuses—deserve something substantial.
Built for training days, open mats, competition sidelines, and explaining that the lower belt absolutely did not almost catch you.
Garment Specs
• 100% USA cotton
• Heather Grey: 90% USA cotton, 10% polyester
• Charcoal Grey: 50% USA cotton, 50% polyester
• Heavyweight fabric: 7.5 oz./yd² (245–255 g/m²)
• Oversized, relaxed fit with slight drop shoulders
• Forward-thrusted shoulder seam for added comfort
• Quarter-turned to help maintain a clean appearance
• Reinforced double-needle stitching on the neck, sleeves, and bottom hem
• Stretch-proof 1” collar
• Blank product sourced from the USA
OLD KNEE JIU-JITSU
If nobody admits they lost the roll, did anyone actually win?